But though many grass courts have their slippery streaks—even Wimbledon’s Centre Court took out Adrian Mannarino and Serena Williams in consecutive first-round matches in 2021—nowhere in tennis seems as time-testedly treacherous as the most upper-crust venue on the ATP Tour: Central London’s Queen’s Club. As attendees at arguably the snootiest stop on tour sip champagne, the lush grass has consistently caused top male players to slip and fall awkwardly; this week, both Frances Tiafoe and Dan Evans were felled as their feet went out from under them (Tiafoe said he has a grade 1 MCL sprain but hopes to recover for Wimbledon).

Queen’s Club’s outdated policy of not allowing players to practice on match courts before the tournament begins, making them maximally slick and unscuffed when competition begins, seems to be the major factor in the danger; Wimbledon used to have a similar policy, but reversed it after the spate of slips in 2021.

Another former U.S. men’s No. 1 who was watching Tiafoe’s injury empathized. “Queens is undoubtedly one of the best events of year, but the courts are diabolically slippery, especially on Monday and Tuesday,” John Isner tweeted. “Sucks for Frances, hope he can recover for SW19.” Isner, who famously spent longer on a grass court than anyone ever had before, said he didn’t have time for Queen’s Club late in his career. “Swore it off the last 7 years of my career,” the 6-foot-10 Isner wrote. “Big tree fall hard.”

Thanasi Kokkinakis, who like Andreescu has had his career derailed by injuries, chimed into Isner’s thread and confirmed that he had pulled out after winning in the first round of qualifying out of fear of injury if he stepped onto the courts again. “Yea man, so slippery out there,” Kokkinakis said.

The Lawn Tennis Association, the national governing body for tennis in Britain, has responded to the trend of players dropping in an amusing but profoundly unhelpful way, remixing the falls with footage of dancers shablamming to the ground.

Most players are reluctant to put Queen’s Club on full blast despite this apparent disregard for player safety, even as they agree on the conditions. “I mean, to be honest, it’s my complaint every year, I think: The courts are a little too slippery here,” Taylor Fritz told reporters after his first-round win at Queen’s Club this week. “Pretty much every year, someone takes a fall, I always feel like. I mean, don’t get me wrong, the courts are obviously very good grass courts, but, I mean, I feel like every year once I go to Eastbourne and Wimbledon from here, I feel like I have much more traction on the court. I feel like, here, I always have to watch it a little bit. I feel like I never move my best because I’m a little scared about it.”

As Isner had added in his tweet, the ultimate proof of the carnage at Queen’s Club is one of the game’s most missed: “Just ask Delpo,” Isner said.

Indeed, Juan Martin del Potro skidded slightly as he approached the net late in a first-round win over Denis Shapovalov at Queen’s Club in 2019. He finished the match and didn’t play another for nearly three years, a feeble farewell in Buenos Aires.

Long out of the game at just 35 years old, del Potro recently announced plans to open a namesake academy in Palm Beach County, Fla. The academy will be staged at the Indian Springs Country Club in Boynton Beach, which boasts 26 courts.

There will be 20 clay courts, six hard courts, and zero grass courts.

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